Obligatory Menagerie Update

So here it is, your Ferguson Farm Menagerie update:

Puppy - Massey Ferguson - crazy as ever, knows "sit", sort of knows "lay down", does not know "no", trying to learn "play dead", loves to ride in the car/on the 4 wheeler/on the lawn mower/in tractors

Theodore - previously Black Kitty - now waits until the dog gets put away for the night then comes down to the house and mews at Jeff's dad until he goes up to the shed and feeds him
Orange Kitty - seems to be around still
Calico Kitty - I think she's maybe pregnant or had kittens recently but I have yet to see any signs of her offspring
White Pants - still around, still fuzzy but longer and leaner than before, has recently decided maybe Jeff isn't quite as scary as he once was and comes out of the woodwork a little more often
Big Pants - haven't seen him in a while
Earl - also has not been spotted in a long time
JR- the farm is apparently not big enough for two tom cats as we haven't seen him around in a while, he took up residence in the dog house for a while but we haven't seen him since

New Orange Kitty - showed up one day and was BFF with White Pants, Jeff managed to pet him a bit but I haven't seen him around lately myself
Lost Black and White Cat - showed up at the farm a couple weeks ago, skin and bones, gash on its foot, burrs in its tail, declawed on all four feet, super talkative, not afraid of the dog, very friendly except, in very hot water as it bit Jeff's mom, I'm guessing it won't be around very long after that :/

Other Cats - I actually spotted a very bright calico cat a while back but it must have just been passing through as I haven't seen it since